A list of things I invented.

Three Kinds of Tree.

The Maple, The Canadian Redwood, and the Oak. These were but mere trivialities in my designing years, I did however feel that Maple works better as a sauce than a tree.

The Chicken

Ah yes, the most famous of poultry. Originally designed to detect landmines in the Second World War (any "chickens" recorded before this event are fake), they would be sent out by soldiers to sniff out landmines. An unforseen side-effect was that nearby soldiers got a free meal when they stumbled upon one.

Hong Kong's Road Network.

Despite there being no dwellings in Hong Kong at this time, I was ordered to create the road network anyway. I was approached by a rival company who wished to go forward with some kind of amalgamation of both my Chicken invention and my Roads, creating some kind of forced humour. I was not interested and a cheap copy was fabricated. The legal battle ensues.

Pogo Sticks.

Solely as a means of transport from one orbital platform to another. Uses now are somewhat limited by the people at Gravity®.

Anger.

In my final years as a creator I was asked to design something as a follow-up to Love. Anger has a half-life relative to the unstable atom of L0v3 (Love), being roughly twice as potent yet lasting about one-fifth as long as the former.

The Appendix.

Yeah, I messed up. It was meant to produce small amounts of gold every day; instead it blows up and kills you.

More to come later.